Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
too bad you live with your parents still
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
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You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
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He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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