dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
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The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
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