Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
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the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
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I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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