I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
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oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
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I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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