"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
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i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
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THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
She's trying to sext her husband for the first time. I'm feeding her lines. It is 3 am and I am playing Cyrano for my wasted big sister TELL ME I AM NOT THE BEST SISTER IN LAW ON THE PLANET.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
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