this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
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come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
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This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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