I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
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In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
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Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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