Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
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And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
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i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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