Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Randomize