I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
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One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
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HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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