so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
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I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
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I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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