Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
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I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
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The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
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