Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
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I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
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Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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