So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Blood and glitter go together right?
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There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
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That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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