I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
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Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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