Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
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you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
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