so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
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"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
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I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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