I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
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Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
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I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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