i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
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She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
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Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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