I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
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Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
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As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
They call you PBJ boy because you were trying to seduce me with pieces of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Successfully might I add.
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