I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
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Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
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Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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