Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
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I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
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I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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