That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
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Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
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