Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
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She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
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please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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