:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Duck Duck Cougar?
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
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The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
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I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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