Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
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hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
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The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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