She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
You can't just leave with hair like that
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THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
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I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize