yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
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why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
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anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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