Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
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I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
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There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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