My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
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So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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