I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
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I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
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This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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