You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
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Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
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We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
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