The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
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He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
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I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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