I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
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Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
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Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
that may or may not have been my penis.
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