Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
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Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
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If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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