We're facebook friends in real life
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
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ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
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Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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