im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
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Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
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Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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