Moan for me like Helen Keller
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
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His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
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I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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