OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
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when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
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I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I'm too high and old for this...
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