My sheets look like a crime scene.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
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We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
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Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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