I heard we made out
I looked at my own cervix.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
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I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
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Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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