Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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