I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
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A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
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Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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