In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
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I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
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You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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