for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
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I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
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NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Life without a bra equals bliss.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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