yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
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Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
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Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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