Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
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I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
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So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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