Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
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Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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