Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
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Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
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I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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