We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
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holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
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So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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